It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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