He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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