I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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