I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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