ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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