maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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