She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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