he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i dont even know how to be here
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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