Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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