So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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