The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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