Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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