Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
