I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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