Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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