see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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