Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Randomize