Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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