So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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