Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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