it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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