hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
