Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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