Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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