My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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