Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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