You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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