so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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