I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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