So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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