Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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