I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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