We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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