I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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