I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Randomize
