I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
