Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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