She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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