so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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