She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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