a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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