it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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