why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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