Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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