She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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