i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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