Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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