Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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