i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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