He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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