mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
