Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
