Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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